Monday, December 24, 2007

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #6: Christmas 2007

Let's confront the elephant in the room. It is entirely possible that you are receiving the Morrow Family Christmas LetterTM after Christmas Day. Or, perhaps, due to uncharacteristically herculean efficiency on the part of the U.S. Postal Service or a genuine, one-of-a-kind Christmas miracle, you may be receiving yours days (or even mere hours) before the blessed day.

Either way, you may be tempted to wonder

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #5: Christmas 2006

Annually, we rack our brains for new ways to turn what many regard as a sweet holiday tradition into a crushing victory in a blood-and-guts, take-no-prisoners competitive event. But, it’s time to face reality. No, Virginia, there is no Christmas Letter of the Year Award. We have yet to receive our trophy in the mail, an honorable mention letter, an invitation to the awards gala banquet, or even a “Try Again” bottlecap. So we determined that after four failed attempts, we would retire the annual Morrow Family Christmas Letter (MFCL).

Then a close friend confided that each day since Labor Day, he has trudged to his mailbox, often through the snow and ice, in hopes

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #4: Christmas 2005

Welcome to the 2005 Morrow Family Christmas Letter – Special Edition. As a past recipient, you know just how seriously we take the Morrow Family Christmas Letter, affectionately abbreviated by our friends as the MF Christmas Letter. We prefer the MFCL.

In last year’s edition, we confessed

Friday, December 24, 2004

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #3: Christmas 2004

Greetings and a very Merry Christmas to all our dear friends and family. We are now in year three of the Morrow Christmas letter tradition and, as any movie buff will tell you, the third installment of any trilogy is rarely any good. Consider: Godfather III, Matrix Revolutions, even Return of the Jedi lacked a certain pizzazz present in its predecessors. And let’s not even delve into Superman III (Richard Pryor? And no Lois Lane? Come on).

We share this as a way of dampening expectations, thereby raising our likelihood

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #2: Christmas 2003

Merry Christmas to Our Dear Family and Friends!

Last year we took our first crack at the fashionable and en vogue “Christmas Letter.” We made the conversion for the least noble of all reasons: “everybody else was doing it.” Our blind buckling to peer pressure has now become a full-fledged Morrow Family Tradition. It’s not quite on par with reading the Christmas story out of Luke on Christmas Eve; but certainly above our tradition of dressing the dog up

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Morrow Family Christmas Letter #1: Christmas 2002

Dear Friends:

We’ve always been more the Christmas card types. You know: buy the cards, write something short and sweet for each of our friends, lick the stamps, drop ‘em in the mail. That’s us. Most of you probably already know the routine, since you are veterans of the Morrow Christmas Card List. We don’t send pictures of ourselves, or our kids (in our case a runt black lab mix mutt who is named after our 40th U.S. President). And, until this year, we didn’t send “the Christmas Letter."

So, why now? Have our lives become so fascinating that we